Greetings, mates!  It’s great to have you all back for another exciting episode of The Snarf Hunter.  Today, we’re going to be hunting for snarves in the wilds of Third Earth and New Thundera.  Let’s see what we can find.  C’mon!

Now look at this – here’s a beauty!  Snarves in their natural habitat are land dwelling creatures.  They usually grow about a foot and a half for three feet in length, not including their magnificent tails, which span another one to three feet.  It’s easy to tell a male snarf from a female, because the males are brighter colored, are furrier, and are definitely whinier.  However, snarves also retract their genitalia, so I’m just gonna stick me hand up it’s bum to see if we’ve got a boy or a girl snarf here.

Crikey!  It’s taking a while for me to find what I’m looking for, but the coloration of this snarf definitely shows it to be a male.  I have a feeling we’re going to have to look a little deeper to find out the true nature of this snarf.

It’s an awful good thing snarves aren’t an aggressive animal when not in their pack-family.  Although it was difficult to find, I can assure you this is, though barely, a male snarf.

Now, since this snarf has been so helpful, it might do us a bit of good to follow him.  Our intimate contact with this one has likely allowed us to gain his trust.  He may lead us to his home, his source of food, or if we’re lucky, his breeding grounds.

Well, we’ve tried to follow this gentle creature of nature, but problems have abounded, as this snarf is a feisty one.  We’ve already lost two camera operators, and I’ve got a super gash across my leg from him.  Quite a large scar that’s going to leave.  So we’re going to let him wander about for an hour or so, and then we’ll follow his trail and see what he’s up to.

Now, our snarf can’t see us because we’re using the cover of the candy fruit fields to spy on him.  This is superb evidence that we’re collecting that shows the snarves to be gatherers, not hunters.  This crafty little one has even fashioned himself a crude sack made of unicorn hide and troll dung.  Remarkable.

Knowing that snarves can never resist the prospect of candy fruit, we’ve laced these with a drug to put our little friend to sleep.  Snarves often wander into the Berbil crops unwanted, so we’re going to relocate this one to a safer, friendlier climate.

It’s always difficult to move snarves from one place to another, so they usually need to be sedated and restrained for the trip.  We’ve found it’s cheaper just to restrain the little fellows.  Luckily, he won’t be like this for long, because there’s a great new place that has opened up and looks to be a snarf paradise on New Thundera. 

It seems our snarf is literally speechless with joy at his new surroundings.  He’s so eager to mark this as his new territory, he’s even wet himself.  Let’s give him some time to acquaint himself with his new home.  Until next time, this has been

The Snarf Hunter!

Dr. Zhie does not own any of the above, with the exception of the Snarf Sanctuary.  All similarities to other entities was entirely intentional and done in the name of parody.  Pictures of snarves came from Purrsia's site [ http://www.purrsia.bravepages.com/imgtc/Snarf.htm ].  Picture of the Irwins came from the Official Website of the Crocodile Hunter [ http://www.crocodilehunter.com/ ].  And snarves are yummy.  That is all.