Lion-o's Ad Libbing Game



    Hi, everybody! Trying to find something to do, bored out of your mind, or just accidentally stumbled into here from Drunken Ben's? No matter, you're here now, and that's all that counts, eh?

    Most people remember mad libs from when they were kids, sitting in the back of the station wagon, on the way to Eagle River, when their parents locked them in the car with nothing but a package of saltine crackers, er, sorry, that's my memory of them…*

    For those of you who don't know, mad libs are mini fill-in-the-blank stories. So, here's what you do:

   It used to be that you would have to copy and paste the different words needed, then email them to me.  Then, anywhere from a day to three hundred and sixty five days later, I would email your story back.  No longer do you have to wait!  With the aid of an applet by Russell Glasser, you get instant gratification - all you need to do is fill in the blanks below and you're set.  And if you want more mad libs, check out Purrsia's site.


Here's an example:

noun: a bicycle
verb: run
place: my backyard

So, then, these would fill in the blanks like this:

    One day, I took a *bicycle* to my friend. She wanted to *run* with it, but I told her she had to take it to *my backyard*.

    But you need not make it as boring as that…and I'm sure you won't…

Still not too sure about this whole thing? Check out the Archives!

    Send your finished stories to zhie@queencheetah.com, and I'll post them on the site.  And now, onto the mane attraction…

Thundercat's Ad Lib Number One


 

For those of you who flunked English, or, like me, didn't care enough to pay any attention during class, here's the list of definitions for those English vocab words:

Noun: a person, place, thing, or idea, but for our purposes, lets just use things

Verb: an action word, like run or jump or kick or something like that. And I don't take kindly to the smart asses who use "be" just to piss me off

Adjective: a describing word, like colors or, well, things that describe.

The rest should be pretty easy to figure out. I'm not using those damned adverbs. I really despise those. If you have any problems, email me.

*I'm kidding about the being locked in the car part, and the saltines were because I just read Lefty's Salad Story...I'll never look at another cracker in the same way...

I'm done wreaking havoc here, let's (verb:         ) back to Drunken Bengali's.

Instead, I'd rather go to the (adjective:         ) Queen Cheetah's Domain.