Cheetara's Mirror:

7th Dimension Psychic Friends Network

Do you have questions about your future? Are there problems in your life that you need help with? Do you need answers about love, money, or the enemies living next door? If you've answered Yes, Absolutely, or even Maybe to any of these questions, we can help. If you answered No, then you are just deluding yourself to the fact that you need our help. Cheetara's Mirror can help you find the answers you need. Just take a look at these customers whose questions were answered accurately by Cheetara.

 

"I wasn't completely sure that Cheetara's Mirror: 7th Dimension Psychic Friends Network could answer my question, but when she correctly predicted that my latest invention would spin around, shoot at my uncontrollably, and then blow up, I was convinced! Caw! Thanks, Cheetara!"

 

"Psychics? Bah! But then I consulted Cheetara's Mirror, and to my surprise, she was able to not only tell me that I would get my keister kicked once again by those mangy thunderbrats, but that when I saw my reflection, I would retract in horror over my own image. Now, I call my psychic friend every day. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"

 

"I never would have thought that I would need to call a psychic, but when my friends told me about how accurate their readings had been, I had to try it. And you know what? They were right! She knew that nobody could remember my name...she couldn't even remember it! It was like she knew me or something. She was even able to predict that this guy that I have this thing for was going to end up with somebody else, and boy, was she ever right! I wish I'd called sooner!"

 

"It surprised me to know that there was a psychic line here on Third Earth. So, I figured, what the heck, I'll do anything once. Her answers were right on -- it was if she'd known me since I was born! It was just amazing -- she knew that I would need to call upon the other Thundercats using the Sword of Omens the next time I battled with my enemies. And she was right! I'll definitely call again!"

 

Do you have problems? You must if you're here. Have you used Cheetara's Mirror and wish to add your account of this great service? E-mail your questions or comments to Cheetara Mirror. All E-mails become property of Cheetara's Mirror and may be used on this web page.

This is a parody. Cheetara's Mirror is not a real psychic anything. If, however, you wish to email something to add to this parody, please do. Such emails will be gratefully accepted and used on this page, giving the person who mailed it credit for their response. Don't even try to flame me over something like this. Such things will only show what little amount of intelligence you possess, and encourage me to make a mockery of you. But, if you like that sort of thing, go ahead...but you've been warned.

I predict that you will return to Drunken Bengali's in the near future...