Greetings, fellow Thunderians, and other peoples of the universe. I am Tygra of the Thundercats. For years, the other Thundercats have secretly consulted me for their personal astrological advice. Now, with the aid of the WWW, I can advise you as well. However, Thunderian astrological charts are written for the four signs of Thundera. After studying ancient Third Earth "Zodiac" charts, I have been able to accurately determine which signs correspond with Thunderian signs.
Your Weekly Horoscope
The sign of Truth
(Corresponds to Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius)
A strong force seems to be coming from within you this week. Ro-Bear Juan's double enchilada platter tend to cause such things. This week's lucky color: Plaid
The sign of Honor
(Corresponds to Pisces, Aries, and Taurus)
A wise man takes his steps with much caution. The next time you step on Snarf's tail, I'm not going to stop him from attacking you. This week's lucky vegetable: Rutabaga
The sign of Justice
(Corresponds to Gemini, Cancer, and Leo)
A shameful secret this week will cause you to carefully rethink your actions. Next time, you will remember to hide your patented Luna blowup doll after using it. This week's lucky number: 17.334
The sign of Loyalty
(Corresponds to Virgo, Libra, and Scorpio)
I see clouds of darkness descending upon you. An evilness is resonating in the air. It's -- great Jaga -- did everyone eat at Ro-Bear Juan's this week? This week's lucky sandwich: Bologna and cheese
Yup, Tygra's eating a little too much happy fruit again. Let's sneak away from him before he gets too weird. Wait - too late.
