By Master Erestor; About Master Erestor
By Master Erestor; About Master Erestor
(Allegedly sung while he danced naked at the
700th birthday of the twins;
Not recorded here at the First Homely House)
I hide behind my robes and I hide behind my books
I hide behind all of the time and keep getting dirty looks
Like I'm some sort of a hobbit hiding way down in his hole
I'm not really in the habit of being wild and out of control
But I'm just mis-un-der-stood, I'm just misunderstood,
Just M-I-S-U-N-D, E-R-S-T, double-Oh-D, misunderstood.
I'm misunderstood, and baby, I am up to no good!
I like to sit and read a scroll before a roarin' fire
And a glass of wine, perhaps merlot, right before I retire
But when I catch someone starin' an they say "Oh, that librarian!"
What they don't know is precisely what I'm sharin', an'…I'm…
Just mis-un-der-stood, oh, I'm just misunderstood,
Just M-I-S-U-N-D, E-R-S-T, double-Oh-D, misunderstood.
I'm misunderstood, and baby, I am up to no good!
Whenever I sit behind my desk appearing just to think
Well, I'll tell you now, holy cow! Oh, what a kink!
Beneath scrolls about the sea and mappings of geography
I keep Rivendell's largest collection of E-Ro-Tic Po-Et-Try
Just mis-un-der-stood, baby, I'm just misunderstood,
Just M-I-S, forget the rest, oh, if only I could!
It's just,
I lust, oh, and
forgive me if I rushed,
but I must
be
mis-under-stoooooooood!