There once was an elf named Erestor
He frowned at a lady and depressed her
Quite proper and prim
She said about him
So he quick kissed her lips and undressed her
Haldir trusts Dinendal completely
Din’s arrows cause his bow to sing sweetly
Named ‘Silent Scout’
There isn’t a doubt
For Din explores elleths quite discreetly
Said the lady from down in her garden,
“Zhie, really, I must beg your pardon,
I have no fog horn;
Here in the mallorn,
And please stop giving my husband a hard on!”
Lurien of Lorien spied a lady to lure
In Lorien, Lurien thought the lady too pure
It was fast work as he hoped
In just days, she was roped
For Lurien, Lorien hithlain was the cure
The peredhil twins from the start
Had quite a collection of art
While one canoodled
The other one doodled
(But they can’t tell the pictures apart!)
Many would claim that Lindir is cute
As he sings and he strums on his lute
But it isn’t just strings
That he strums when he sings
It’s a claim than none will dispute